Our First Trip to Hedonism II (2015) | Day 4

I will be forever grateful for the day I got to awake in Jamaica on my birthday! We stayed in bed for as late as we could before hunger drove us to the prude side grill. We missed the buffet partially because of the god damn mirrors on the ceiling (we seriously need to invest in those at home) and partially because of the awesome porn that played on three channels on the TV. It was actually good porn too, like the kind I would surf PornHub for to masturbate to! Both these things led to some hot and heavy morning birthday sex which in turn led to the need for fuel!

I communicated to James (because this is what you HAVE to do in The LS!) that I wanted some alone time together for my birthday to check out the resort, take some pictures and have some day-drinks. I knew we still had a long day and night ahead of us and was starting to figure out this “pacing myself” thing. He was totally down with my request and we packed a beach bag of goodies for our adventure. My first birthday meal was delicious jerk chicken at the Prude Side Grill! I actually really enjoyed the food there — it was a lot quieter at that grill and James and I could sit in the tables under the tent. I genuinely miss that chicken even now as I go through these pictures! We picked up some dry jerk spice and brought it back to Canada. I have tweaked it a bit and made a not bad marinade, BUT — I still can’t get that moist juicy way of cooking it.